Post by Boomer Chick on Oct 3, 2004 11:27:01 GMT -5
An essay: The Musings of the Relationship and Significance of Piece and Peace
Once in awhile do your fingers slip and you find yourself spelling the word "piece" instead of the word
"peace?" Well anyone who spends any time online writing to others falls into this mind trap. And often people spin the words and exchange them to bring alternate meanings and humor into discussion. And what we need to know about the former case, is that your mind is telling you to let loose and get some. It's kind of a Freudian slip, you might say.
Although your reader might think you just made a typo, actually you're telling the world you need a good roll in the hay. Oh yeah, you can laugh it off, you can deny it all you want, but your reader knows. Depending on the gender of the reader, they may feel they can offer you that experience, but usually on the net, the world of such is merely fantasy, unless of course, they pursue their fantasies off line in the real world. But I digress. Anyway, I have been guilty of such typos and I was just remembering that perhaps I was lax in getting that needed orgasmic relief, the touching and pleasure hormones seething through my body, and realizing the power was in my hands to get it! No pun intended.
Now let's explore the significance of the balance of peace and piece, using the meaning of piece as I have defined. If every world leader and business CEO attended to their own piece needs, I assure you they would feel more hormonally balanced and satisfied and thus more thoroughly in tune with peace. Their ability to bring peace into the world through their own piece actions, in creative and totally legal ways, would be furthered and increased. Their ability to concentrate when reading, when performing scientific experiments, as scientists do, and even in Biblical and historical studies would also improve. And I guess many already know this fact, but my mind reflects on these well known facts at the moment.
Exploring the alternative satisfactions of piece, I would include: a piece of pie, a piece of cake, even a piece of candy bar at times. I know it's sugar and I know sugar produces dopamine in the brain and makes us feel good, and so it does for just awhile, although the hormonal high cannot be compared to a genuine piece, it nonetheless remains part of my world of piece. Even in the protein realm a piece of cheese pie, or the combination cheese cake serves its purpose. And let's not forget a piece of eight. For anyone who has lived a pirate's life in the past, we can't forget the glories of the old piece of eight as the booty of the pirate's plunder! Ah, that gold glimmering in your teeth as you crunch down on the perfect coin. Nothing much could beat it, but a good piece! But I digress.
Considering the alternative meanings of a "piece shield." We must be very careful not to tread on holy ground. In the primary meaning of peace shield, the Native Americans with their wonderful four corners of directions and metaphors for God in nature and man, must first be honored with deep and abiding respect. And so must the piece shield in its less spiritual ramifications. The piece shield, as we all know, refers to the all important.... condom. Yes, the condom not only promotes piece, it promotes peace as well. Think about it. If the condoms are not used properly, or not used at all, the havoc wreaked from sperm on their journey fills the annals of almanacs and family dynamics books, divorce courts, and child custody courts galore, after first filling the female grail. Diseases and conditions can spread if not properly outfitted, and besides, its a handy holder for the stuff and keeps things tidy. Although personally speaking, I haven't seen one in ages, young men and all men are advised to keep a piece shield handy when getting a piece.
Now a piece can also refer to a firearm. "You wearing a piece? Yeah, we've all heard that on the detective and police shows and the movies and it's true. So the meaning of piece, although phallic in it's origin as sperm shoot through the old tubaroo, so does the bullet shoot through the tube. And my mind explores the realm of rocketry and shooting missiles and things into space and it seems to all come down to men and their thingyes! Now why is that? Was it designed that way? Is exploring space akin to a male's exploring a woman's space? Man it stymies me at times to think about all the phallic shapes and what they mean. I'm taking another bite of banana. Ok, so we covered guns and how they relate to piece and getting a piece and how even rocket science is somehow metaphorically and foundationally related as well. Although the sperm pierces the egg and produces life, the bullet pierces the flesh and destroys it. Now when was the gun invented? Well, I guess it couldn't have been prevented, given that the Chinese invented rockets long before the English or whoever it was in Jonathan Swift's era, so the sperm was out of the shoot anyway and that's what the world got for not using a piece shield on man's imagination and warlike propensities. And let's get this straight (no pun intended) it was men who did this, not women. Since women weren't as fascinated with their parts as men were with theirs, and found value in the birthing and child rearing process itself, while they made homes and hearths comfortable, the men were out fooling with themselves and thinking up ways to destroy one another. Too much time and vaseline on their hands! OK, I digress.
Now relating to the topic at hand, we must all recall the codpiece. Yes, the famous codpiece from the days of Shakespeare that we all adore on the most endowed to the least endowed, and for many of us women, who just attend Shakespeare plays to see them, we enjoy the view. In this sense, the codpiece, usually colored and quite obvious, reminds women of their lack of such, and in a way, puts the peacock male on display and thus promotes his more powerful position in society. At least it's better than those recent inventions for male ballerinas called tights which show everything in kind of a gross way. Although it may be enjoyable for some women to watch, it can be distracting while the male is coverting around the stage leaping around and twirling the female, things bouncing all over the place. I'll not forget that movie with Chevey Chase where the guy dancer's area balooned up for some reason. Oh well.
But notice how the word "piece" also refers to a gun, a male genital covering, a condom, and a piece of something sweet. Again, we see the polarities and dichotomies at work, even in the life-giving, pleasure-giving aspects of the male genitals. Yes, they are sweet and life-giving, but taken to the other darker meanings, they rape, they pillage, they plunder, they shoot guns, they shoot sperm, they spread disease, and yet they strut like peacocks while doing it! Unbelievable! And just like a piece of cake or pie, it is pleasant and sweet in the mouth, but too much of it when not wanted, can be disastrous. Diabetes is caused in the one case and obesity, and grief and disaster in the other. In the worst case scenario morphing into the gun, we have death and wounding. Could they have invented a piece shield for the bullet weapon like the piece shield of today? Who knows? Obviously they didn't invent it. Guess it would have meant not reaching the moon or losing wars. Whatever.
So you see the significance of contemplating the relationship of the "piece" and "peace." The confirming and most important fact for us to remember, now, is that a good piece promotes peace. Those who find their pieces in the wrong places should be castrated... period. Guns should never have been invented, but how could the male human mind have avoided it? Imagine a world where no guns were even contemplated, no bows and arrows, no rifles, no rockets, no battering rams. Could we have begun to explore space? I really don't know the answer to that. Perhaps it was inevitable. If God had created a different kind of genitalia on men, perhaps the whole dynamic of the planet would have evolved differently. But here we are living with war. Is it all due to testosterone and genitals? What if women could just rule the world for just a year? What if women had ruled to begin with and kept their matriarchies going through time? Would we have invented such lethal mechanisms? I truly doubt it. But nonetheless I appreciate the male energy and the pleasurable life-giving aspects of the male creature. So as we line our silos with missiles ready to fire, let's just make peace and get a piece in the peace of our own relationships and wish all others a great piece and through it, peace in their lives. And on the 4th of July let us remember that the rockets red glare represents the Chinese and their appreciation for beauty and be reminded that the invention of guns was a European MALE thang!
The End.
LOL!
BC
Once in awhile do your fingers slip and you find yourself spelling the word "piece" instead of the word
"peace?" Well anyone who spends any time online writing to others falls into this mind trap. And often people spin the words and exchange them to bring alternate meanings and humor into discussion. And what we need to know about the former case, is that your mind is telling you to let loose and get some. It's kind of a Freudian slip, you might say.
Although your reader might think you just made a typo, actually you're telling the world you need a good roll in the hay. Oh yeah, you can laugh it off, you can deny it all you want, but your reader knows. Depending on the gender of the reader, they may feel they can offer you that experience, but usually on the net, the world of such is merely fantasy, unless of course, they pursue their fantasies off line in the real world. But I digress. Anyway, I have been guilty of such typos and I was just remembering that perhaps I was lax in getting that needed orgasmic relief, the touching and pleasure hormones seething through my body, and realizing the power was in my hands to get it! No pun intended.
Now let's explore the significance of the balance of peace and piece, using the meaning of piece as I have defined. If every world leader and business CEO attended to their own piece needs, I assure you they would feel more hormonally balanced and satisfied and thus more thoroughly in tune with peace. Their ability to bring peace into the world through their own piece actions, in creative and totally legal ways, would be furthered and increased. Their ability to concentrate when reading, when performing scientific experiments, as scientists do, and even in Biblical and historical studies would also improve. And I guess many already know this fact, but my mind reflects on these well known facts at the moment.
Exploring the alternative satisfactions of piece, I would include: a piece of pie, a piece of cake, even a piece of candy bar at times. I know it's sugar and I know sugar produces dopamine in the brain and makes us feel good, and so it does for just awhile, although the hormonal high cannot be compared to a genuine piece, it nonetheless remains part of my world of piece. Even in the protein realm a piece of cheese pie, or the combination cheese cake serves its purpose. And let's not forget a piece of eight. For anyone who has lived a pirate's life in the past, we can't forget the glories of the old piece of eight as the booty of the pirate's plunder! Ah, that gold glimmering in your teeth as you crunch down on the perfect coin. Nothing much could beat it, but a good piece! But I digress.
Considering the alternative meanings of a "piece shield." We must be very careful not to tread on holy ground. In the primary meaning of peace shield, the Native Americans with their wonderful four corners of directions and metaphors for God in nature and man, must first be honored with deep and abiding respect. And so must the piece shield in its less spiritual ramifications. The piece shield, as we all know, refers to the all important.... condom. Yes, the condom not only promotes piece, it promotes peace as well. Think about it. If the condoms are not used properly, or not used at all, the havoc wreaked from sperm on their journey fills the annals of almanacs and family dynamics books, divorce courts, and child custody courts galore, after first filling the female grail. Diseases and conditions can spread if not properly outfitted, and besides, its a handy holder for the stuff and keeps things tidy. Although personally speaking, I haven't seen one in ages, young men and all men are advised to keep a piece shield handy when getting a piece.
Now a piece can also refer to a firearm. "You wearing a piece? Yeah, we've all heard that on the detective and police shows and the movies and it's true. So the meaning of piece, although phallic in it's origin as sperm shoot through the old tubaroo, so does the bullet shoot through the tube. And my mind explores the realm of rocketry and shooting missiles and things into space and it seems to all come down to men and their thingyes! Now why is that? Was it designed that way? Is exploring space akin to a male's exploring a woman's space? Man it stymies me at times to think about all the phallic shapes and what they mean. I'm taking another bite of banana. Ok, so we covered guns and how they relate to piece and getting a piece and how even rocket science is somehow metaphorically and foundationally related as well. Although the sperm pierces the egg and produces life, the bullet pierces the flesh and destroys it. Now when was the gun invented? Well, I guess it couldn't have been prevented, given that the Chinese invented rockets long before the English or whoever it was in Jonathan Swift's era, so the sperm was out of the shoot anyway and that's what the world got for not using a piece shield on man's imagination and warlike propensities. And let's get this straight (no pun intended) it was men who did this, not women. Since women weren't as fascinated with their parts as men were with theirs, and found value in the birthing and child rearing process itself, while they made homes and hearths comfortable, the men were out fooling with themselves and thinking up ways to destroy one another. Too much time and vaseline on their hands! OK, I digress.
Now relating to the topic at hand, we must all recall the codpiece. Yes, the famous codpiece from the days of Shakespeare that we all adore on the most endowed to the least endowed, and for many of us women, who just attend Shakespeare plays to see them, we enjoy the view. In this sense, the codpiece, usually colored and quite obvious, reminds women of their lack of such, and in a way, puts the peacock male on display and thus promotes his more powerful position in society. At least it's better than those recent inventions for male ballerinas called tights which show everything in kind of a gross way. Although it may be enjoyable for some women to watch, it can be distracting while the male is coverting around the stage leaping around and twirling the female, things bouncing all over the place. I'll not forget that movie with Chevey Chase where the guy dancer's area balooned up for some reason. Oh well.
But notice how the word "piece" also refers to a gun, a male genital covering, a condom, and a piece of something sweet. Again, we see the polarities and dichotomies at work, even in the life-giving, pleasure-giving aspects of the male genitals. Yes, they are sweet and life-giving, but taken to the other darker meanings, they rape, they pillage, they plunder, they shoot guns, they shoot sperm, they spread disease, and yet they strut like peacocks while doing it! Unbelievable! And just like a piece of cake or pie, it is pleasant and sweet in the mouth, but too much of it when not wanted, can be disastrous. Diabetes is caused in the one case and obesity, and grief and disaster in the other. In the worst case scenario morphing into the gun, we have death and wounding. Could they have invented a piece shield for the bullet weapon like the piece shield of today? Who knows? Obviously they didn't invent it. Guess it would have meant not reaching the moon or losing wars. Whatever.
So you see the significance of contemplating the relationship of the "piece" and "peace." The confirming and most important fact for us to remember, now, is that a good piece promotes peace. Those who find their pieces in the wrong places should be castrated... period. Guns should never have been invented, but how could the male human mind have avoided it? Imagine a world where no guns were even contemplated, no bows and arrows, no rifles, no rockets, no battering rams. Could we have begun to explore space? I really don't know the answer to that. Perhaps it was inevitable. If God had created a different kind of genitalia on men, perhaps the whole dynamic of the planet would have evolved differently. But here we are living with war. Is it all due to testosterone and genitals? What if women could just rule the world for just a year? What if women had ruled to begin with and kept their matriarchies going through time? Would we have invented such lethal mechanisms? I truly doubt it. But nonetheless I appreciate the male energy and the pleasurable life-giving aspects of the male creature. So as we line our silos with missiles ready to fire, let's just make peace and get a piece in the peace of our own relationships and wish all others a great piece and through it, peace in their lives. And on the 4th of July let us remember that the rockets red glare represents the Chinese and their appreciation for beauty and be reminded that the invention of guns was a European MALE thang!
The End.
LOL!
BC